A casual golfer but perpetual drinker, Paul will be an excellent addition to the Beve Trophy as it enters a new decade. Indeed, online rumours suggest that Paul's inclusion is evidence of the Beve developing a green, environmentally responsible conscience: Paul will be greenwash for the Beve Trophy's red-blooded core of hunters, gatherers, bawsacks and wallopers. Paul's opponents should therefore be prepared for a long round and are asked to be patient while he mourns every broken blade of grass and cuddles divots as their spirits pass away. Visits to the trees will be frequent (on account of the pish driving) and protracted (on account of the hugging).

A great laugh, a sneaky putter and a formidable drinker, Paul is a perfect match for the Beve.